When the tail becomes too long for me...
I kid you not, Netflix has determined that I like “Witty Movies Featuring a Strong Female Lead” so much so that an exact category of movies that apparently fit that mold, now appear on my recommendations page. Instead of this, I would prefer a virtual movie rental store where I could walk in and pick up boxes. This would also be great, because Netflix wouldn’t be able to hide...
Well, call me old-fashioned if you will, but I have always taken the view that...– Christopher Hitchens | Vanity Fair
Skydive Visit Angor Wat See the US Men’s Team in a World Cup game (Sights set on Brazil 2014) Halong Bay Learn how to fly a plane Own a Vespa or a Fiat 500 Ride camel on the Gobi desert See Kristin Chenoweth on Broadway Attend Olympics Opening Ceremony Sleep in one of those crazy tree hotels in South Africa Learn how to shoot a gun DONE! Take a trip on the Trans-Siberian...
AC said he was surprised that I don’t have a bucket list, which got me thinking…If I did have one, what would be on it? I realized that I do kind of have an ongoing list in my head but it always seemed silly/unrealistic to write it down. Then I realized, maybe I’ll do a better job of making these a priority if they are out there on the internets just waiting to embarrass me in...
This little girl has to be the cutest little person I’ve ever seen or heard.” - Jay Parkinson ok, I really didn’t believe it would be the “cutest ever.” But it was. If you’re in a bad mood, watch this. I promise, all will be well. Also, her mom is kiiiinda of a B, just saying.
Who sends people dead fish?– Sidney
We tied. Until wednesday. Suckers.
USA just made me proud. 2-2 Baby.
Oh my god. El salvador just scored again. Aghh.
Goal el salvador. Damn.
Soccer Schedule 3.28.09
5pm: World Cup Qualifier Spain v Turkey 7pm: World Cup Qualifier Mexico v Costa Rica 9pm: World Cup Qualifier U.S.A. v El Salvador
Our insatiable demand for illegal drugs fuels the drug trade. Our inability to...– Hillary Clinton from Mexico City. - The New York Times This border fiasco highlights another instance of refusing to acknowledge an escalating problem until we’re slapped across the face. Much like the economic crisis, the recent escalation of violence in Mexico has been fueled for years by...
Me: Do you guys know how to get home?
Aunt: Yeah, we just get on the "i" train, right?
High: Visitors, Skipping, Being funny Low: Nervous!
I hope this play makes a case for being yourself and standing up for what you...– Neil LaBute, Reasons to be Pretty Program/Preface
pick up your feet when you walk. don’t ask a question, when you are actually making a demand. lower your voice two octaves. got it? thanks.
no one wants a faceless dictatorship!– The Foursquare guys on why you can’t be a “mayor” unless you have uploaded a profile pic.(via caro)
It's a BOYBAMA. Can you imagine? →
It has to be a bad sign that when I walked into the Deli for my morning coffee, Francisco (the awesome deli employee) stopped, looked up at the clock, silently judged me for rolling into work at noon, then served me. Or, maybe it’s a good sign, since CLEARLY I have established regular-status.
"Throwing money at a border wall is not going to... →
Quote from chiaberry | Article link from shaneguiter
Bringing fruit and peas and farm eggs to the cities’ food deserts sounds like...– Editorial - Fresh Food for Urban Deserts - NYTimes.com This is a funny sentence.
La Flaca duerme de dia, dice que asi el hambre engaña, cuando cae la noche baja...– Jarabe de Palo …still listening, on repeat. VERY Rough translation: La Flaca sleeps during the day, she says that that way she tricks hunger. When night falls, she goes down to dance at the bar. For one kiss from La Flaca, I would give anything, for one kiss from her even if it was only...
Next Tuesday we will not be on, the President has preempted us.– Ryan Seacrest
Mr. President, I must say, this has been one of the greatest nights of my life.– Jay Leno
Even when they’re flashing switchblades and kicking people in the ribs, the...– Theater Review - ‘West Side Story’ - NYTimes.com Ouch?
Are you going to go work!?– Littlebro to me at 10:47 am as I lay in bed contemplating getting up.
The new Facebook provides definitive proof that Twitter and Tumblr had sex 40...– Jason Kottke (via tmblg) (via david)
“I’ve decided that it’s not appropriate to show you shots of Nicholas Kristof coming out of the shower.” - George Clooney on the Clooney Cam in Chad